5 hours of my life that I will NEVER GET BACK

Today I saw the following headline on fark.com, and I honestly thought it might refer to the pub crawl we went on on Saturday night:

Cops: 1. Naked, oily ninjas: 0. Pirates unavailable for comment

Unfortunately, it was an unrelated story.

As for the pub crawl, the "pirates and ninjas" theme sounded like a good idea at the time. The evening was a bust from the get-go. In short:

The bus was an hour and a half late
Assorted 40-year-old men joined us (the moustaches! the Kenny G hair! the high fives!)
The bus was stolen.
THE BUS WAS STOLEN!

The only redeeming feature of the evening was how hard we laughed about it the next day.